That time I thought I lost my ID again in another...
Holy shit there’s a Star Talk Live tonight in Seattle with Eugene Mirman, Kristen Schaal and Paul F. Tompkins!!! I’m so there!!!
How many Freudian analysts does it take to change...
johnfenixaran: Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis. LADDER. I MEANT LADDER.
I’m hanging out with Haruki Murakami’s official English translator’s grandson.
honeystomach: our baby boyz I make a cameo. We’re all working really hard.
laguerra replied to your post: laguerra replied to your photo: Serious business…. Also can you murder two people for me? I can supply their names and address. Thanks in advance. Uhhh…
laguerra replied to your photo: Serious business. I’m going to be away from cable… THE LOBBY!!!! Go to The Lobby! I just found out about this through yelp! Thanks though, Michael!
My id wants spring break My ego knows I have to write this paper on the superego My superego is my internalized professor watching me
literallysame: not a hole keisha, a valve